Apparently I'm an Adult

hedgehogsofasgard:

Playing tug of war with Týr

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

I have followers who like Black Butler, don’t I? Because apparently we’re showing the movie at work in about four weeks time.

kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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tastefullyoffensive:

[snipeymcsnipe]

ujo-rage-panda:

thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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oh no it’s so cute I’m going to cry !!

» kiki

shiny-cradily:

With four linked brains, it’s more intelligent than a supercomputer, it uses calculations to analyze foes. (x)

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone